Dice wins 2016 Road March title, Calypso Monarch, and Showdown Mas Camp Champ of the Camp

Dennison ‘King Dice’ Joseph has started the year 2016 in grand style, and appears to be on course to big things going forward. He started by winning the Showdown Mas Camp Champ of the Camp. He also won the title of 2016 calypso monarch. He has now been declared the Road March King for 2016. Dice has won the calypso monarch a total of eight times to date. The Dominica Calypso Association announced that Dice won the Road March title with his song "My DominicaTradeHouse.Com".  That song was undoubtedly played the most by far, during the Carnival jump-up days of Monday 8th and Tuesday 9th February 2016.
 
Here is the story that is told in the lyrics of King Dice 2016 winning song entitled MyDominicaTradeHouse.com. The first verse says, I always wanted to be somebody; Somebody important in my country. When it came I got the opportunity, but with me chasing after money. Now my own people resenting me. My daily troubles overburden me. I am in too deep, but I cannot quit. Yes, my biggest blunder, from which I can't recover, was my trip to Malaysia, and the internet scandal that was born there. You can find me on de Web. Lay your money down. Sooner done than say; You're a king of corruption.
 
The Chorus of his song went like this: Women in Macau; Rich men in Sodom; Who can save me now? From whom I have become; Mothers warn your children; Don't do what I have done; A man online selling his nation; MyDominicaTradeHouse.com
 
The Second Verse says: I control all de power of government. I dictate to de justice department.  They 'fraid me; Down to the police commissioner. Even drug dealers move to my order.  Pastors and priests are on my pay list. I dine with princes, barons and baroness and Corporate managers. I does boss dem fellas. Mamaguy de FBI. Sharpay de CIA.  While de BNS in trouble, I’m protected by my senior counsel devil. Hospitals in de sky, Just one on de ground. He who goes there dies. I'm a king of corruption.
 
The Third verse says: Come and see a country where their leader. Richer than the whole country. And come and be part of a society. Where law and crime exist in harmony. Crocked lawyers, citizenship sellers. Pedophiles, all on my website. Loyal to none, man, woman or nation. I'm a veteran of war. Against de good farmers. Doctors and teachers. I foresee de sun going down on me. Passport selling cheap. For citizenship. De baroness soon learn who is king of corruption.